Finding the perfect gift for a Republican isn’t always easy, especially if you don’t share their political values and beliefs. But whether you color yourself blue or red, or none of the above, we’ve got you covered when it comes to picking out the ideal political-themed present for your Conservative friend or family member.
Republican Elephant Decal
This simple decal makes a big statement! Made and sold by the Etsy vendor Fair Decals, this decal features the traditional Republican elephant. It is available in six different sizes ranging from 2”x2” to 6”x6”, and your choice of a slew of colors. Each vinyl decal is handmade.
Republican Playing Cards
Make game night great again with these Republican playing cards made and sold by Gift House. The classic deck of cards features the traditional Republican elephant on the front of each card.
Men’s Crew Socks
Represent your favorite political party at work and school with these fun crew socks featuring the traditional Republican elephant. Made and sold by Parquet, the socks are lightweight and designed to fit shoe sizes 6-12.5.
Cookie Cutter Set
Republican bakers won’t be able to get enough of this six-piece metal cookie cutter set from the Etsy vendor Lily Bear Lane. Each cookie cutter is made in the U.S.A., and has been certified safe for lead and cadmium. The six cookie cutters included are Donald Trump, the Capitol Building, the flag, the United States, a star, and the traditional Republican elephant.
Political Tea Towel
A Republican who enjoys spending time in the kitchen is sure to love this political tea towel available on Etsy. The flour sack towel features a screen printed image of the traditional Republican elephant and says, “In this house, Republicans always have the majority.”
“Liberal Tears” Soy Candle
Made and sold by the Etsy vendor Dirty Candle Company, this soy-based candle is made in the U.S.A. and perfect for any Republican who loves the scent of “liberal tears.” The candle is available in four or eight ounces, and in your choice of baby powder or fresh rain scent.
Disappearing Civil Liberties Mug
Your favorite Republican is sure to chuckle — then groan — when they see you’ve gifted them the Disappearing Civil Liberties Mug from Uncommon Goods. This clever stoneware mug, which holds 12 fluid ounces, is printed with the Bill of Rights. But watch closely! As the mug gets hot, different rights begin to disappear from view!
Republican Baby Bodysuit
The littlest Republicans on your list are sure to love this baby bodysuit featuring the traditional Republican elephant. The bodysuit is available in sizes 0-3 months, 3-6 months, or 6-12 months, and can be personalized with either a black or golden glitter image. You can even make it an outfit with a glitter hair bow and black-and-white leg warmers.
Make America Great Again Coffee
The aptly named Republican Coffee makes this high-quality dark roast coffee that is USDA Certified Organic and Fair trade. Smooth and delicious, the coffee is packed into a retro-style bag featuring various phrases beloved by famous Republicans.
This eye-catching necklace makes the perfect gift for any stylish Republican woman who embraces her “deplorable” side, as made famous by Hillary Clinton. Handcrafted by an artist in Tennessee, the necklace is available in a whopping 76 different colors.
Constitution and Declaration Glasses
Pair the Democracy Coasters listed above with a Constitution or Declaration Glass. Sold by Uncommon Goods, these 11-ounce glasses are printed with your choice of either the Declaration of Independence or the U.S. Constitution.
”Because Liberals” Stemless Wine Glass
Know a Republican whose response to liberal antics is to drink more wine? Then this stemless wine glass from Etsy is perfect! The glass holds 15 fluid ounces, and the letters can be personalized with a variety of color choices.
Republican Dog Collar
Have a favorite Re-pup-lican? Dress him or her in style with this Republican elephant dog collar from Uptown Hound Co. Each collar is handmade of heavy duty nylon and grosgrain ribbon. Available sizes are medium and large.
Your favorite Republicans can set their drink down on one of these Democracy Coasters sold by Uncommon Goods. The coasters feature the Bill of Rights, the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, and the Civil Rights Act — choose your favorite for $15, or buy all four for $50. The coasters are high quality and made of marble.
Democrat Toilet Paper
A roll of toilet paper featuring a prominent Democrat makes a great gag gift for any Republican with a sense of humor. Available political figures include Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, and Elizabeth Warren, among others.
Zippo Republican Elephant Pocket Lighter
Next time your favorite Republican needs to light up, he or she can do so with this genuine Zippo lighter that is both windproof and totally cool. The refillable lighter is made entirely of metal and features the traditional Republican elephant icon.
“Meet Dick” T-Shirt
Etsy vendor Shirt Stand makes this hilarious t-shirt which reads, “Meet Dick. Dick is a Democrat. Don’t be a Dick.” Each shirt is handmade and comes in sizes ranging from youth small to 4XL. Buyers also have their choice of six primary colors for the t-shirt itself.
American Patriotic Bracelet
Our Little Charms, a small business hailing from Missouri, makes this beautiful bracelet ideal for a Republican woman. The adjustable bangle-style bracelet features three charms — a star, a Vote flag, and the Republican elephant — and comes in a gift box.
Republican Presidents 500-Piece Puzzle
Puzzle-loving Republicans will adore this 500-piece puzzle sold by the official White House Gift Shop. The puzzle measures 10”x13”, and features eight Republican presidents: Lincoln, Roosevelt, Eisenhower, Nixon, Ford, Reagan, George H.W. Bush, and George W. Bush.
Donald Trump Talking Figure
This Donald Trump talking figure is sure to get a laugh out of even the most serious of Republicans. Designed to look just like the president, the talking figure says 17 of Trump’s most famous lines in his actual voice.
The Republicans: A History of the Grand Old Party
In The Republicans: A History of the Grand Old Party, author Lewis L. Gould documents the Republican Party from its inception to its current day, detailing the evolution of its personalities and ideology along the way. This book makes the perfect gift for any Republican interested in the political history of his or her party.
“I Think…” T-Shirt
This cheeky shirt made and sold by Chummy Tees reads, “I Think Therefore I Am a Conservative.” The shirt is available in grey and white is available in a variety of styles, including men’s tees, women’s tees, tanks, and even hoodies.
Republican Branding Iron for Steak
Put a political twist on your grilled steaks with this Republican branding iron sold on Etsy. The brand is proudly made in the United States. It’s made of quality stainless steel to ensure that it won’t rust and is safe for food. The brand itself can be purchased for $24.99, though buyers can choose to add on custom wood planks and/or a box for storing the brand.
Donald Trump Bobblehead
This hilarious bobblehead features a characterized Donald Trump giving the middle finger to Liberals. Sure to make any Republican laugh, this gag gift makes the perfect addition to any Conservative’s bookshelf or desk.
“0% Liberal” T-Shirt
Your favorite Republican can declare just how Conservative they are with this t-shirt that reads “0% Liberal.” This handmade shirt comes in your choice of grey or black, various sizes, and styles ranging from kid’s, to men’s and women’s, to tanks and hoodies.
Teas of the Boston Tea Party
Any Republican is sure to get a kick out of this unique tea set sold by Uncommon Goods. The gift features five different teas — three black teas and two green — that were in the chests thrown overboard during the Boston Tea Party. In addition to the tea, gift recipients get a write-up about that fateful day and interesting facts about tea in colonial America.
Gold Republican Cufflinks
Declare your party affiliation with these beautiful cufflinks from the Etsy vendor Classic Cufflinks. Each pair features the traditional Republican elephant, and can be done in your choice of silver- or gold-plated finish. The cufflinks are handmade with a torpedo-style flip mechanism.
Available via Uncommon Goods, this Constitution Tie is sure to bring style to any Republican. The pure silk tie appropriately comes in the color red, and has a high-quality print of the Constitution. “We the People” is printed front and center for instant recognizability.
Republican Cutting Board
No Republican’s kitchen is complete without this elephant-shaped cutting board from the Etsy vendor Champion Woodworks. Each cutting board is heirloom quality and handmade from solid cherry, maple, and walnut woods. It has been approved by the FDA as 100% food safe.
The only thing a stylish Republican is sure to love more than the actual document is this book purse made from a recycled leather-bound copy of the U.S. Constitution. Made and sold by the Etsy vendor Novel Creations, this handmade purse comes with your choice of shoulder-length or clutch-style handle. The pages of the book have been removed to create a roomy space perfect for carrying around all one’s necessities.